I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson
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  3. A thirst for water may be an oasis in your day. - Anthony T.Hincks
  4. Your smile is what gets me through the day and my dreams of you are what gets me through the night. - Anthony T. Hincks
  5. It never failed to amaze me how the most ordinary day could be catapulted into the extraordinary in the blink of an eye. - Jodi Picoult
More Quotes By Johnny Carson
  1. In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
  2. Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.
  3. Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
  4. For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  5. If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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